Curse

warkst · Mar 21, 2006, 08:59 AM // 08:59

*punches JjK. What's your problem, I was serving you a beer assf*ck!*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51

*sips a beer watching JjK getting punched*

darkdragon99 · Mar 21, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53

^ is gonna get the normal bar welcome

*shoots Atila The Hunny in the knees*
*rips off hear arms and beats her with them*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57

*screams bloody murder*
*kicks the craps outta the dark dragon holding her arms*
*grabs her arms with her legs*
*wiggles outta the revolving doors*
*slides to the emergency room next door*
*has arms reattached surgrically*
*comes back through the revolving door*
*picks up gun and blows his brains in*
*sits down*
*sips beer*

Shoitaan · Mar 21, 2006, 02:01 PM // 14:01

*slowly stands up and walks out of the bar...*

*..*

*...*

*comes back holding a boombox and wearing earmuffs... sets sterio down in the middle of the room*

FEEL THE WRATH OF BJORK YOU LOUSY DRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!

*presses play, ducks behind furniture*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23

*sips a beer*
*takes shoitaan ear muffs*
*puts them on*
*get up throws the bar chair against the wall*
*stands up on the table*
*dances to the music*
*counts up the money in her g-string*
*hops off the table*
*buys another beer*
*sips a beer*

darkdragon99 · Mar 21, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24

*runs up to atila and kisses her*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 02:28 PM // 14:28

*giggles again*
*knows she isnt lame*
*looks around the room*
*pushes dragon away*
*u didnt say please!*
*sips another beer*
*gives him that look*

Starsky-sama · Mar 21, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00

*Gets up from chair*
*Feels a hankerin' for some left arms*
*Takes out Soulblade*
*cloaked figure glides thru the bar*
*THAK! Warkst's left arm separates from his body*
*SLICE! Darkdragon99's left arm bounces to the floor*
*SwOOsh! Shoitaan's left arm flies to a table*
*gathers the left arms, while the 3 unsuspecting "armless" bar patrons go on with their business*
*glides over to Atila The Hunny*
"This is for the drink, many thanks"
*leaves 3 clean cut left arms by Atila's feet*
*tips the hood*
*cloaks and disappears*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 03:10 PM // 15:10

*looks at the floor in amazement*
*is impressed*
*is glad she isnt the maid around here*
*wonders who thiscloaked figure is and where he has gone*
*puts another coin on the bar*
* sips another beer*
* this time holding on for dear life so someone doesnt take it*
* passes out..one to many*

I pwnd U · Mar 21, 2006, 04:23 PM // 16:23

*sips beer*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39

*comes to*
*walks across the room the long way*
*swaying back and forth*
*picks up the left arms*
*smacks the guy in the back of the room with then*
*drops them on the floor*
*passes out again*

Symeon · Mar 21, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50

*gives up on trying to change pwnd's actions as he clearly doesn't realise when he is being hit round the head with a chair leg, is moved from the chair into the alcohol tub, or his beer that he sips has been taken away*
*sits down*
*tries to sleep*
*can't*
*grabs a whip*
*starts whipping the newer arrivals in the bar*
"get on doing stuff, don't be like that old slacker in the alcohol tub"

xxSilhouette · Mar 21, 2006, 05:55 PM // 17:55

*drinks fuzzy navel*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 08:27 PM // 20:27

*scrapes the fuzzy navel*
*off silhouette's belly*
*realizes it was own her navel*
*grabs a chair and goes after king with the whip*
*misses and falls flat on her face*
*rolls over just in time to grab the whip*
*trips him up sending him flying*
*drags herself across the bar*
*puts another coint on the bar*
*downs a shot of jack daniels*
*after sipping a beer*

Doooom · Mar 21, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51

*slaps own hand on the bar and drives a nail through it, just for dramatic effect*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 08:58 PM // 20:58

*turns and notices the pool of blood*
*pulls the nail outta Doooom's hand*
*hammers it into his foot*
*so he cant go anywhere*
*laughs*
*takes another sip*

Sol_Vie · Mar 21, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03

*becomes dehydrated from eating too many salty peanuts and passes out*

Atila The Hunny · Mar 21, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07

*eats the salty peanuts left by Sol vie*
*takes another sip of beer*

Sol_Vie · Mar 21, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09

*wakes up and vomits pure peanut butter*